Tuesday, April 10, 2012

You know you're huge when...


Saw this on Baby Center pregnancy board... cracked up at so many of them.  I can so relate to these!

You know you're huge when....
  • You can't open the window above the kitchen sink because your belly is in the way.
  • You knock your toddler over because you cant see them under your belly
  • You have your kid stand on the coffee table for you to tie his shoes
  • Your belly touches the steering wheel!
  • You can no longer squeeze the shopping cart past you in the check out lane and have to step in with the cashier behind you to move the cart forward.
  • You attempt to get into your car as normal, but don't make it, and only one cheek makes it onto the seat. Then you try to shut the door anyway to save face, only to slam your other cheek and have to try again. 
  • You pee all over your hands when trying to give a urine sample at the doctor's office b/c you can't see where the hell you're putting the cup down there and you're just winging it and hoping for the best.
  • You look at your jeans and go "yeahhh not about to happen" as you reach for your sweat pants.  Again.
  • You cant reach the bottom of the washer to get your clothes out (not so much with this pregnancy... we have a front load now, but been there, done that with the boys' pregnancies!)
  • Your boobs rest on your belly.
  • You have to assume the sumo wrestler position to pick things up. You know, feet spread apart, hands on knees, grunting while bending over and standing back up...
  • Your belly button completely disappears...it is stretched FLAT!

2 comments:

  1. i SOOO remember the shopping cart one! so awkward :)

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  2. Are you carrying baby girl different than you did the boys? You need to post some pictures!

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